At least I already got presents, cause we get them on the evening of the 24th. Therefore he has become a random dude to try to break into our house. Go to therapy for the next 25 years because seeing a burned body will probably leave some scars.
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I am not sure how he could die?. I mean he could get a burner, but I don’t think a lite fire could kill Santa. Also, it’s his job, so he would be prepared against forgetful folks who leave there fire burning day before Christmas