Was driving through Dallas one time and saw a drunk driver swerving all over the place and almost hitting other cars. Called the cops. Followed them for damn near thirty minutes and nothing happened. Would talk to dispatch for a bit, and then they’d transfer me. A few minutes later at highway speed and we’re in a different district or whatever, so they’d need to transfer again. Repeat over and over. The police never fucking came.
Obey the golden rule – only break one law at a time. You will not speed. You will check your lights every time you get in the car. You’ll make sure everything is up to snuff. You will drive like you’ve got your grandmother in the back seat and she’s holding a bowl of soup with tongs.