I had planned to go on Friday night after work but she convinced me to go on Saturday so we could run her errands and get my new gear at MEC. When we left the mall the next day and I wanted to head over to get my stuff, she said she didn’t feel like it. I really wanted my stuff as I had been saving for a couple of weeks and there was a great sale on, so I said I was going to go anyway. She looked me in the face and said “you picked a hell of a time to grow a backbone”.
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2 years engaged. During this time she tried really hard to anticipated the wedding day (because she “couldn’t stand to not be married to me anymore”). 5 months into the marriage I discovered (one morning) that she was having an affair with her boss. Fastest divorce evar: threw her out the same morning, a contacted lawyer in the afternoon, signed the papers 4 days later.