But damn, what are the chances that one garage stall had a slipknot for a pull rope, and that one slipknot pull rope happened to be at the stall the 43 team was going to be using at this particular moment in time at this particular track? Jeezus, I mean, if there is a higher power running things in the universe, that dude is just fuckin’ with all of us right now.
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Super relieved. This was the best-case scenario. Unfortunately, that doesn’t make the pain Bubba went through the last few days any less real, and even more unfortunately he’s going to get undeserved backlash for this from idiots. But at the end of the day, that’s a better outcome than the noose being real.
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