I do these people always end up being as bad as you think they would be from reading the headline? It’s never like oh he was returning from donating blood and this caused him to faint and he hit someone. Nope. He was shitfaced from being at a trump rally at a bar.
I think you’re a lawyer who’s been drinking and hit a guy, you go home and sober up before you can get tested and call in that you hit a deer to cover your ass. Worst case, maybe you get a hit and run which is better than vehicular manslaughter if you blow over the limit.