My dad’s Native American, but at first glance, most people assume Latino, while my mom’s a good ole 15% Irish/12.5% German/7% Welsh type. My dad, bless his heart, is basically a golden retriever of a man, and is usually pleasantly unaware of what’s going on around him, and just happy to be there. Stunningly competent with some things, but when it comes to social graces and reading people’s actual intentions, homeboy is lost.
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Now the twist is that my dear sweet father, at the tender age of sixty, recently started a conversation with my sisters and me by telling us that he had just realized that he’s a person of color. Sixty years old. Over the years he’s alluded to not thinking that he’s that much darker than his (strictly white bread) neighbors, even though he’s literally the color of a hot dog, even in the dead of winter. Multiple people have told him that he’s the tannest person they’ve ever seen. Homeboy is literally what made the red man red.