Honestly, if I caught big foot I’d probably call the park rangers or department of conservation or fish and wildlife depending on which country I was in. At the same time, I’d also call an environmental academic from the local university and find a reporter who I can trust I could call. That way we’re covered unless there’s a grand conspiracy and if there is it seems likely that it’s to keep the endangered species safe. I doubt 3 branches of life would work together on a conspiracy unless it was really something special.
I don’t know. I found Bigfoot. Right here. Right now. He’s always where I am and has the same clothes and sleeps in the same bed. Who should I call? Trump. I would make him promise not to tell anyone and since he can’t keep a secret, he’ll tweet about it. The word would spread quicker than I coulda did it. I’d hire us a manager, a publicist n a lawyer, and work the talk show circuit. Then we’ll get a reality show and after our egos clash we’ll go our separate ways.
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