I never, even in my wildest dreams, could have imagined a day that this would be a fantasy of mine. I’m not holding my breath or anything but a girl can dream. My pre-2016 self is sad for my 2020 self for having this be such a high priority dream. RIP pre-2016 version of all of us.
Trump will “develop” dementia the day after tomorrow. He’s gonna Chin Gigante this thing and his kids will help. It’s the only path they have to stay out of prison. Of course, that’s the smart move. It’s equally likely he finds some new level of stupidity I can’t even fathom.