For me, though it’s like I forget how to run. I can’t go fast and have very little feeling of my legs, like legs feeling like jello after lifting legs when you haven’t left in a long time. Am… Am I the only one who hasn’t experienced any Don’t Worry About Getting Older You’re Still Gonna Do Dumb Stuff Only Slower Shirt? Sometimes I remember them but that’s it. Instead of running, I find myself trying to punch something/someone. But the water resistance makes it impossible to deal with any damage. That or I fall. Dude I know last night I dreamt I was running through LA. And then the guy that was following me suddenly came after me on a bike. That like he was fucking lance Armstrong on cocaine. And my sprinting felt like running in waist-deep in the water… Sometimes I just do front flip combos instead of walking and it always feels like I can’t stop.
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