The Stunned Mullet and Crazy Eyes – Suffering from a bad case of irritable bowel brought on by grand theft auto, identity fraud, credit card kiting, driving while unlicensed and uninsured, talking and texting while driving and her upcoming court date, Crazy Eyes is feeling harassed. With 50k still on the line.
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The Stunned Mullet called obsessively looking for Crazy Eyes and dying inside. Was it just me or did the unicorn in the pool attempting to mount Shawn from behind while poking its horn in the back of his head, serve as a wonderful metaphor for this whole relationship. Poetic.
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