Papers everywhere! Blue helps her pick them up and they begin dating each other in a steamy lesbian relationship (remember all animals are female). Unfortunately, Blue is a total little slut and Pinkie found out she’s been having nasty dinosaur orgies without her knowledge. That’s when Malcolm shows up, only to discover he’s totally into that shit! But, lo and behold!, they learn a Trex-1000 from the future made out of polymorphic lava is out to kill them all! Constantly on the run, they find themselves trapped in a shopping mall department store.
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At this point I just embrace the series as a transition from amazing to so bad it’s good. Like the scene in the last movie where the velociraptor smells the gas leak and jumped out of the exploding room? Classic. Given that this movie is about dinosaurs overtaking the planet, would be cool if it was just two hours of all these people being eaten individually. An R-Rated JP movie that is just each main character given a brutal death scene is the JP movie I want to see.
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